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Ways to annoy your teacher

    Are you always getting told off by your boring teacher? If so do not despair help is at hand . Teachers must be taught a lesson. Look at these instructions and soon you will teach those pests who’s boss.

    Quickly but quietly, hide your teacher’s glasses, which should be on their desk, inside the boys’ toilets, where they wont look. Wait until the end of the day and act all helpful when you find them for him later on.                                                      
    This final step, which should be the best, is going to send your teacher to space. Cut just a little hole off one of the fingers from the glove. Tip your,water into the glove but make sure to hold it the right way up. Wait until the teacher comes in and zap your teachers covered in soggy water.And that’s how to annoy your teacher.

    Maddison

Ways to annoy your Teacher

Are you bored to death of  getting yellow or even red cards! If so do not despair help is at hand.Teachers are dangerous creatures and therefore must be taught a lesson read on and you too will be rid of these terrible pests.
At the moment your boring teacher’s back is turned, sneak out your remote control F1 car out and drive it round and round in circles. This should make your Teacher dizzy and very annoyed.

This final step which is sure to get you a red card NOT is to…….                         HIDE THE RED AND Yellow CARDS!! Get a friend, who is very helpful, to  attract your grumpy Teacher with a loud sneeze and then trip them up!!

BY Theo

 

Ways to annoy your teacher

Are you sick to death of your teacher blabbng all day? If so,help is coming to your aid. Teachers are boring humans and must be taught a lesson.

In the middle of an English or maths lesson, if you are bored, you can always spice things up a bit. All you have to do is, when your teacher isn’t looking, start pretending you are an F1 racer. This will drive your teacher insane!

This final step , should make your teacher cry like a baby! Get the hottest chilli you can find and dump it in the teachers nice cup of tea.When your teacher comes back into the classroom,he will start drinking his/ her tea [with a chilli inside] they will start screaming. Their sream will be loud enough for the headteacher to come storming into the classroom. Now all you have to do is laugh as your teacher gets told of by the headteacher.

BY TAHIR

Joe and Theo’s Epic Rugby Tournament!

IMG_2332Today, we walked to S.T Andrews R.E.C to play tag rugby

Bonnie and Isla’s post that is interesting!

We are going to show you a really interesting picture of us  learning.

 

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Welcome 2015 students!

It has been great to get to know you this term so far and I can’t wait for us to have fun learning together. Please use this blog to post your comments about your learning and the fun you have at school.

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Mr Keith

Haiku poem by Max

Spring

Shining, crystal frost.
Bulbs underneath pushing through,
Showers helping growth.

Summer

Sun shining brightly.
Children playing in the sea.
I wish it was me.

Autumn

Orange, brown, red too.
Dry leaves falling from trees.
Bare trees standing still.

Winter

Crisp white snow falling.
Like a blanket on the ground.
Crunch, crunch under me.

By Max Clarke.

Maths

Maths at school is hard, but it is fun.sub3 I love using the colum method
Tiana

Hour Of Code By Jenna K4

 

When we were doing our Hour of Code some levels were easy and some were hard but we got through it. At play time every body was upset beacuse it was fun and didn’t want to stop! I got up to level 12 and Eliza finshed! I did not give up ,in the holidays I finshed and my Daddy is going to print the certificate out because he forgot!

Fun at school?

Art and computing are my favourite topics this year. In art we are drawing old Australian symbols and in computing we are learning how to use scratch.

by Daniel.